Come and Explore the Many Sides of Elizabeth! ...Unless You're Allie
OK. Today was Freshman Orientation. The sitting part was boring and these jocks kept asking some really dumb questions. And a tele-survey person just asked to take a survey on something that I've taken three times all ready. I've decided that I'm a huge nerd because I signed up for about 6 activities just because people asked me to. Well, I had to dive roll out of Brittany's car (not really but it's just kind of a joke) but the real Arg part came when I was about a block away from my house.
Audience: Tell us more Elizabeth!
Me: Well, my grasshoppers, I do believe I will.
It all begins when I near the intersection of 31st and Maple Avenue. DO you all follow?
A: Yes.
me: Well, as it turns out a couple of young band-mates of mine were nearing this very intersection at the same time from the other side of 31st. I jogged across the street to meet then to say hello because they're some pretty cool cats, you know? I'll call them Lesley and Cecil.
A: Yep.
Me: It was at that very moment that the light started to change, thus, I picked up the pace and ran the rest of the distance. When I had finally made it to the corner Cecil pointed out ...(dramtic pause here)..."You just lost all of your papers in the middle of the street."
A: Over dramatic gasps of horror or laughing so hard sides hurt, depending on how mean you are.
Me: Oh, it gets better! It was at that moment the light changed and the cars started moving and running over my poor, strewn about papers. Amoung these were my new schedual and a map of the new school I am to be attending.
A: Aw man! That's gotta be rough.
Me: And to think I'm not even done yet. Well, the only logical thing to do was to follow those papers. I chased them for about a block or so stopping all traffic on both sides.
A: BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Me: Hey! that's not funny! I could have been killed!
A: We're sorry.
Me: It's ok. If it had happened to you I'd laugh too. Well, I must say I'm not too proud of this but I did flick off some one who swerved around a car that had stopped tp let me pick up my schedual (The only surviving piece of my pile). Well, That's it for that story did you all like it?
A: Of course do tell another one!
Me: Too Bad! But I will say this: I have even more band camp! Well, now I have a an audition time for Symphonic Band. And I must say this: Joe, if you ever stumble upon this journal... I'm sure you did fine! You'll be a chair above me anyway
. And now I must bid you all ado! Tata for now!
EDIT (9/23/04):: Everyone say thanks to Allie for revealing Elizabeth's tagboard once again, for it had been lost in the land of the scrollbars and hard to get to. This post was the problem and I (allie) have shortened the "Arg"s ...i wasnt going to cause elizabeth told me that this post would soon be bumped off the journal after she posted a few more...what a liar. LOL ok well whatever eizabeth needs to keep better care of her journal cause i gotta do all the damn dirty work! 
that story SERIOUSLY made my laugh out loud... i think i scared my dad. anywhos... YOU LURV JOE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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